7.11.11

Malfunctioning Nate's Crazy Wazy Page Sale



Hey guys! I need to get these pages out of my closet and into a loving home. Plus, daddy got bills to pay. Also, the economy, am I right!

Since I am trying to put as many of these into your hot little paws as possible, I have concocted some special deals that are so DEALY and SALEY that they'll have to lock me up! Check this out:

Buy one page: Get Big Barda print FREE
Buy two pages: Get Barda print, and a sketch card of your request FREE
Buy three pages: Get print, sketch card and a penciled page of Loaded Bible chosen completely at random FOR FREE

And I don't anticipate it, but if you honestly want to get four or more pages at once, I will think of something else to add on. But there are some rules to this whole thing so it isn't some kind of mess!

Firstly, if you want to buy a page, you have to email me about it. (fetorpse at gmail fart com)
Second, pages are first come first served, so if someone emails about the same page five minutes before you did, the other guy gets it, its only fair!
Thirdly, payment will be by Paypal or check and thats it! I don't know what else there is that people can do, but I hope that is okay for everyone.

Okay, now I am going to post the list of currently available pages. For each page I have handily included a brief description of what happens on that page, so that you don't have to flip through your issues, getting caviar stains on your caviar, trying to count them. I hope its helpful!

Also, in case anyone doesn't know, "photostat" is a name of an old kind of photocopier, but in comic parlance it means when you take a background or figure and copy them on several panels and just change a little part of the image each time, such as a face or hands. So on paper it means you have a lot of blank spots! That is why those pages are usually cheaper. Any other questions should be made in the comments here!

ATOM EVE 1

1- $80
Splash with Eve's mother

2- $50
Scene in ambulance

3- $60
Eve born in hospital

4- $60
Erickson appears

5- SOLD

6- $75
Science Dog movie theater

7- $60
Baby Eve with apple

8- $50
Eve with babysitter

9- $75
Eve at boarding school

10- $70
Eve fights with dad

12- $75
Christmas dress

13- $70
Dog burglars

16- $85
Eve flies away from Doc

19- $80
Pentagon meeting

20- $100
Siblings reveal

21- $80
Eve seen on the news

22- $75
Eve sneaks up on Doc

23- $75
Eve and Doc go for a walk

Omni-Man backup page 2- $100

ATOM EVE 2

2 and 3- $300
Double page spread of Eve and Siblings

4- $125
Eve cuts off #2's hand

6- $125
Pipe through #2, hit with shoes

7- $100
#2 throws #6 like a grenade

8- $100
Eve hides, #2 smashes in with anchor hand

9- $100
Eve flips out, saves Doc

10- $125
Eve dons diamond suit

11- $125
Eve and #2 slug it out

12- $125
Eve stands victorious

13- $100
Bloody Eve and Doc talk

14- $90
Helicopter ride with Erickson

15- $90
In Rogers' lab, includes design sketch of Erickson's gun

16- $125
Reveal of Eve's mother

17- $100
Goodbye Doc

18- $125
Eve's true power unleashed

19- $150
Eve erases their memories

20- $100
Eve escapes

21- $90
Eve flies home

22- $75
Crappy Birthday party

23- SOLD

24- $150
Final splash of Eve's family

Magmanites backup 1- $150

Magmanites backup 2- $100

BRIT # 7

1- $50
Brit wakes up in strip club

2- $50
Brit wakes up Jessica

3- $55
Jessica throws stuff at Brit

4- $60
Brit dodges a plate

5- $50
Mrs. Popper pops in

6- $60
Mark and William in NYC

7- $60
Naked spider man

8- $60
Brit climbs web

9- $150
Invincible makes out with another dude

10- $125
Invincible becomes possessed

11- $100
Pug in the bug!

12- $90
Brit drives bug (and pug) through the web

13- $75
Brit smashes car into Invincible

14- $75
Brit is thrown from car

15- $100
Mrs. Popper rains cars on Invincible.

16- $60
Invincible smashes Brit with a car (car was a photostat, is missing from artwork)

17- $75
Invincible pukes up parasite

18- $30
Brit and Invincible talk on curb (heavy photostat page)

19- $60
Britney in hospital

20- $80
Hospital blows up

BRIT #8

1- $75
Brit and Britney talking

2- $100
Splash of destroyed hospital

3- $60
Phonecall from the pentagon

4- $75
Britney's new outfit

5- $75
Lunch in the diner

6- $60
Confederate uprising

7- $80
Resistance assembling portal gun

8- $80
Talking wart

9- $100
Alien drive-by

10- $90
Lawn dart special

11- $75
Teleported!

12- $75
Brit and Britney on the spaceship

13- $100
Stoned aliens

14- $90
Grub queen

15- $90
Flooding ship, bad idea

16- $100
Grub queen grabs Brit

17- $90
Brit and Britney follow aliens

18- $100
Cramped escape pod

19- $75
Jessica crying on floor

20- $125
Splash of mutated Brit Jr.

BRIT #9

1- $50
Date on the Great Wall

2- $100
The Emperor appears

3- $75
Brit visits Slitter

4- $50
Brit pops out

5- $75
Brit arrives at Pentagon hospital

6- $75
Cecil explains the situation

7- $65
Intruder alarm sounds

8- $100
The Emperor wrecks shit up

9- $85
Emperor smashes Brit

10- $90
Emperor steals Donald's head

11- $60
Popper uncovers Brit

12- $60
Mrs. Popper confesses

13- $60
Brit, Britney, and Mrs. Popper pop out

14- $100
Wolfman and Susan evade the Emperor

15- $80
Emperor blasts Wolfman and Susan

16- $100
Emperor destroys portal gun

17- $90
Emperor activates volcano

18- $80
Volcano erupts, also there are monkeys

19- $150
Donald in the trophy room, loads of Invincible universe references

20- $100
Emperor's true identity!

BRIT #10

1- $60
Cecil and Loak

2- $175
Splash in Emperor's world

3- $75
Invincible pointing up

4- $75
A swarm

5- $75
Britney is hit with a drone

6- $100
Welcome to the underground

7- $80
Britney in the HO PITA

8- $100
Emperor's flashback

9- $100
The Emperor is born

10- $60
Brit, Susan and Tech Jacket talk

11- $75
Emperor and Donald in the diner

14- $70
Brit and Susan in the tunnels

15- $60
Emperor and Donald watching movies

17- $80
Emperor turns Britney against Resistance

18- $75
Britney pummels Wolfman

19- $75
Brit and Susan find Donald

20- $90
Brit and Emperor square off

BRIT #11

1- $75
Emperor slugs Brit

2- $125
Crashing into the titty bar

3- $75
Emperor's cool arm gun

4- $100
Invincible vs Britney

5- $100
Pulpy faces Wolfman pulls out the mindscrew

6- $90
Donald's liquid grapple

7- $90
Father's study

8- $60
Emperor's armory

9- $80
Spider tank

10- $80
Hammer and power knuckles

11- $75
Donald skull

12- $85
Brit throws Donald

13- $90
Emperor's armor peels away

14- $80
Emperor humbled

15- $75
Donaldjacket manifests

16- $85
Geldarians descend

17- $85
Emperor destroys Geldarian ship

18- $75
Emperor departs

19- $85
Britney in ICU

20- $90
Evil Brit Jr.

BRIT #12

1- $100
Brit Jr. explodes

2- $75
Donald and Cecil bust in

3- $75
Brit flying hypersonic jet

4 and 5- $300
Brit crashes jet

6- $75
Brit falls through snow

7- $100
Euclid's lair

8- $75
The real Brit Jr.

9- $90
Brit tries to save his son

10- $90
Ceiling starts to lower

12- $80
Euclid has a change of heart

13- $80
The press explodes

14- $250
Awesome splash of Brit and Brit Jr.

16- $75
Family reunited

17- $100
Donald flies home looking awesome

18- $75
Pizza's here

19- $60
Brit Jr.'s pizza hat

20- $75
Euclid and Slitter

BRIT ORIGIN PENCILS

1- $50
Brit sits down with Jessica

2- $50
Brit's mother dies

3- $100
Brit's travels with his father

4- $60
Brit's power

5- $100
Brit in the Great War

6- $50
Little Britney and Euclid

7- $60
Britney and Euclid's powers

8- $60
Fighting against Euclid

9- $50
Father's funeral

10- $50
Gonna go do it

REX SPLODE #1

cover- $400

1- $125
Rex running through crowd

2- $125
Rex gets knocked on his ass

3- $100
Rex gets away

4- $125
Rex's family

5- $100
Rex's dad sells him for a steak dinner

6- $100
Radcliff brings Rex to his new home

7- $125
Rex's training

8- $200
Splash of Rex's surgery

9- $75
Rex tests out powers

10 and 11- $400
Double page spread of Rex in agent costume

12- $75
Radcliff gives Rex passport

13- $100
Rex delivers baseball

14- $100
House explodes

15- $100
Radcliff gives Rex the Exploped

16- $125
Rex in Japan

17- $150
Rex in Russian nightclub

18- $75
Radcliff orders Rex to attack Pentagon

19- $100
Rex drives past bank

REX SPLODE #2

Cover- $400

1- $100
Eve comes out of bank

2- $125
Killcannon strikes again

3- $100
Rex chucks Killcannon's shot back at him

4- $125
Rex takes out Killcannon

5- $75
Rex and Eve talk a lot

6- $75
Rex sleeps over at Eve's house

7- $50
Rex leaves in the night (photostat panels)

8- $100
Cecil gets a package

9- $75
Rex packs his things

10- $75
Rex discovers picture of his father

11- $60
Radcliff confronts Rex in hallway

12- $75
Radcliff slaps Rex

13- $100
Rex struggles against Radcliff

14- $250
Radcliff goes boom

15- $125
Rex panicks

16- $175
Radcliff's compound explodes

17- $125
Rex shows up at Eve's house

18- $100
Eve flips out

19- $125
Cool hazmat guys at Radcliff's debris hole

20- $175
Spread of Erickson and Rogers

REX SPLODE #3

Cover- $400

1- $125
Rex and Eve arrive at wreckage of compound

3- $125
Super cool GDA soldiers get ready for action

4- $150
Erickson blasting his giant Liefeld cannon

6- $175
Eve ties up soldiers

7- $100
Eve digs hole

8- $100
Rex climbs out of hole

9- $125
Rex grabs his girlfriend

10- $150
Rex wrecks wreckage

11- $100
Rex and Eve at the Tailor's

12- $150
Rex's new costume! Also Eve's new costume!

13- $100
Rex and Eve talk in the alley

14- $100
Eve's Christmas sweater

15- $50
Rex leaves (photostat panels)

16- $125
Rex's old family

18 and 19- $400
Double page spread of Rex and Eve crashing in on Lizard League


HACK/SLASH #6 COVER
$400
Stripper cake head with bikini action!

Once again my email is fetorpse at gmail fart com! Thanks!